In this episode, we discuss Rhinestone, a 1984 big budget flop starring Sylvester Stallone and Dolly Parton! It’s your basic My Fair Lady story except instead of turning a guttersnipe into a fancy lady, Dolly Parton is tasked with turning a talent-less NY cabbie into a country western singer. SPOILER: Stallone can’t sing. AT ALL. We watched this so you didn’t have to.