Episode 30 – Danger: Diabolik

In this episode, we take a look at Danger: Diabolik, a 1968 heist film directed by Mario Bava!  Diabolik is an international man of mystery that loves stealing stuff and driving around in his fancy sports car. Everyone is super sexy and wears as little as possible. Also, Megan has a crush on Valmont’s girlfriend’s wardrobe.

Episode 29: It Conquered the World

In this episode, we take a look at the infamous Roger Corman b-movie, It Conquered the World!  Beverly Garland kicks butt, Lee Van Cleef sells out the human race and we learn exactly why it’s so important to leave the horrifying details of your alien menace in the imaginations of your viewers.  If you don’t, you find yourself staring down a medium-ish sea cucumber with tentacles and a badly rendered face.

Episode 28: Roller Boogie

In this episode, we head down to Venice Beach with Linda Blair and take a whirl at Roller Boogie!  This movie is a ton of fun, has a lot of actual talented roller boogie-rs doing their thing and BUTTS.  Roller Boogie wants you to remember butts. Also, Megan warns of the dangers of making out on the beach.

EARLY WARNING: Roller Boogie

EARLY WARNING: Next week, we’re gonna rock it with Linda Blair in Roller Boogie!

Because Linda Blair is a super awesome person in addition to being a super fun actress to watch on screen, you should all take a minute to check out her Linda Blair Worldheart animal rescue/welfare foundation over at their official website. Put on some Boogie Wonderland and adopt and/or hug a dog, people. http://www.lindablairworldheart.org/

Episode 27: City Dragon

In this episode, we discuss the gem that is City Dragon, featuring the trio of MC Kung Fu, Philthy Phil and an idiot named Rick.  If you believe the summary on the DVD box, they’re out to bring justice to the streets. THAT DOES NOT HAPPEN.  What does happen? Night swims in song form, playground romps, an aversion to shirts, questionable fashion and lots and lots of business jobs doing business with business people.  We had so much to say that the episode is actually longer than the movie run time.  It’s just that good, people.

Episode 26: The Beastmaster

In this episode, we take a look at one of the barbarian movie staples from the early 80s, The Beastmaster! We talk ferrets, loincloths, Megan’s unexpected attraction to the warrior version of John Amos and whether or not an eagle can fly away with a 60 pound child.