It’s part two of our Richard Mogg movie double feature! This week we take a look at Teenage Slumber Party Nightmare, where three 20something high school students have a slumber party, watch a porno, eat a bunch of super girthy hot dogs and eventually get killed by the world’s least dangerous drill wielded by the world’s oldest 15 year old. We have more questions for Pat from Canada and Eric is really super hungry for hot dogs, ya’ll.
In this episode, it’s the first of a two part look at the films of Richard Mogg! Who’s Richard Mogg? We’re not 100% sure, but he made a bunch of films, one of which is Massage Parlor of Death, a heartwarming tale about a woman seeking to resurrect her lost love with the help of a plucky hooker on a camp cot covered in somebody’s Mom’s not so great tablecloth and the contents of the canned tomato aisle from the grocery store.
In this episode, we talk about the notorious 1988 big budget flop, Ishtar. It’s not good, y’all. It’s just… not good. So not good. At all.
In this episode, we take a look at the 1988 comedy horror film directed by Frank Henenlotter, Brain Damage! It’s a heartwarming tale of boy meets penis monster, boy gets addicted to penis monster’s hallucinogenic brain juice, penis monster manipulates boy so it can murder people and eat their brains. Megan wants actors to know that you can always say no to being offered the role of “Man on Toilet” who dies by dildo attack to the head. #justsayno
In this episode, we take a look at the 1991 Vanilla Ice star turn, Cool as Ice! It’s an artifact direct from the 90s, chock full of dumb dialogue and a dumber plot, plus one of the most confusing houses in any film ever, that sort of looks like Peewee’s Playhouse barfed up something by Memphis Design Group. They have a romantic date at a construction site, there’s a kidnapping and also talk about Ronis. WORD